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parents: you need to clean your room



lmao in my dreams I say this shit. 


me and you and our dogs all sleeping together on our king sized bed

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Anonymous: Any tips on fingering and eating out my girlfriend? Like any special tricks or anything?


1. when you go down on her dont go under the covers! you will suffocate and sweat and your gf will not like you stopping early bc you couldnt breathe 

2. when your fingers are inside her, curl them upwards. Thats where the gspot is

3. dont be afraid to use your mouth and fingers at the same time

4. dont go straight for the clit or you will burn her out and she wont last long,that’s a bummer

5. the wetter, the better. dont be afraid to slobber all up in her coochie

6.pay attention to her body movements and the noises she makes you’ll know by that if she’s getting bored or if you’re in the right place

7. roam your hands all over her body 

8. look up at her and make eye contact with her, sexy as hell

9. move her around in different positions so she lasts longer & cums harder

10. Do not stop until she tells you to. i dont give a fuck if your jaw is locking up you better suck it up an keep that tongue going.



I need you to tell me every day how you feel about me or I’ll think you magically lost all feelings for me in 24 hours

this is so me

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should i message them again or am i just being really clingy and annoying: a life story by me

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I love buying new things but i hate spending money I’m so angry

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why the fuck does everyone in the purge movies want to kill people if crime was legal i’d find a way to erase my student debt and also probably steal a bunch of new clothes

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There’s a difference. 

All I want to do is go on road trips and have sex. Just with you though (via enolajay)

Where does one find someone like this?

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Words can’t describe what Bachata does to my soul when I hear it

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